UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S
PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll
never understand how you can take boiling hot
wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out
by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.




W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how
many words women use a day... 30,000 to a
man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because
we have to repeat everything to men... "

The husband then turned to his wife and
asked, "What?"


CREATION

A man said t o his wife one day, "I don't know how
you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the
same time.

" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain............

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted
to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to
you! "