HUSBAND VS WIVES

A couple drove down a country road for several
miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion
had led to an argument and neither of them wanted
to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and
pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives
of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws".




WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding
items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote
control for a television set in her purse. "So, do
you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to
come shopping with me, and I figured this was the
most evil thing I could do to him legally."